Yonkers Patronage Mill of Ineptitude Creates a Disgraceful Outcome to the 92nd Yonkers Marathon in Which Only 35 Marathoners Participated
By HEZI ARIS

The Hezitorial Analysis and Synopsis

Charicature of a younger, better looking Editor-at-Large / Radio Host Hezi Aris.

YONKERS, NY — September 18, 2017 — The 92nd running of the Yonkers Marathon took place yesterday. Only 35 athletes participated in the full marathon as compared to the years when 800 to 1,200 participants were in the norm. In its heyday the Yonkers Marathon attracted athletes from throughout the nation as well as internationally. One often hears the saying, “That’s Yonkers For Ya!” The disparaging and self-deprecating albeit defensive and pained response has become a trained Pavlovian response undermining Yonkersites ability to excell. The browbeating of a proud citizenry now timidly cower to the ignorance, ineptitude, planned or otherwise, as taskmasters continues to rob Yonkersites their collective and proud legacy bequeathed to them over generations ago. Will Yonkersites point an accusatory finger at Yonkers City Hall, specifically Mayor ...

Yonkers Deputy Mayor Sue Gerry Departs for WMC and James Cavanaugh to Step Into Her Shoes
By HEZI ARIS

The Changing of the Guard

Breaking News

YONKERS, NY — September 19, 2017 — Yonkers insiders have advised the Yonkers Tribune of Yonkers Deputy Mayor Sue Gerry departing for employment with the Westchester County Medical Center. Her intended replacement is James Cavanaugh.

The Hezitorial Analysis before 3pm September 20th

Notice below was published on the Yonkers Website. It reveals little of the political intrigue and process by which this outcome came about. return to read the Hezitorial Wednesday afternoon.

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Jim Cavanaugh

YONKERS, NY – September 19, 2017 – Yonkers Mayor Mike Spano today announced his appointment of long-time government and community leader and Yonkers Board of Trustee Jim Cavanaugh as his new Deputy Mayor. Cavanaugh will replace Susan Gerry who accepted a position with Westchester Medical Center Health Network (WMCHealth) starting in October. As Deputy Mayor, Cavanaugh will oversee the operations and policies of ...