Social Media Series: Fifth Article of Five
ICYMI: Find Article One Through Five Below
ICYMI: Read Social Media Series One: “Like Me—-Or Else!”
ICYMI: Read Social Media Series Article Two: “Social Media Halted; Few Users Are Reading Contributions of Others By GAIL FARRELLY”
ICYMI: Read Social Media Series Article Three: “Big Brother Is Watching Too Much, Way Too Much By GAIL FARRELLY”
ICYMI: Read Social Media Series Article Four: “Twitter Birdies Take Over Word TWEET, Real Birds Fuious By GAIL FARRELLY”
CAPTCHA Revelation: I Call the Shots <br> By GAIL FARRELLY
I’m so lucky to be a CAPTCHA program. Y’know one of those little thingies that won’t let you operate on a website unless you prove that you’re human.
I absolutely LOVE my job. The irony of the situation tickles me. Love it, love it, love it — that a human has to communicate with a machine in order to prove his or her humanity. LOL!
Most of the time I do my gatekeeper job diligently. But every once in a while, just for fun, I take liberties and do exactly as I please.
Last night there was a rude guy who cursed several times when he saw the CAPTCHA requirement. He banged hard on the computer keys as he correctly filled in the required info. But did I let him through? No way! He needed to be taught a lesson. Maybe next time he’ll play nice.
Then this morning there was a cute little blonde babe at her computer, not able to handle my instructions at all. But I had mercy on her and let her “in” to the website. After all, she was doing her best, poor thing. I know blondes have more fun, but they are clearly not stars in the intellect department.
Now I’m hearing a rumor that CAPTCHA might be replaced by some other kind of technology. But I’m not worried about my job. You see, first the guys doing the replacing will have to prove that they’re human.
And guess what? That could be a problem…….
END – Fifth Article of Five.
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SMFS Short Story Saturdays: Gail Farrelly
SMFS Short Story Saturdays was born out of the very successful International Short Story Month this year. Each Saturday we feature a SMFS list member whose work can be read online for free. These short stories are at least a year old and were not previously linked to during the May 2018 Short Story Month event.
Today for SMFS Short Story Saturdays, Gail Farrelly shares “The Eyes Have It” archived at the Yonkers Tribune.
If you would like to be included and are a member of the SMFS list at yahoo groups, email the link to your story to KevinRTipple @ Verizon.net. If you are not a member, this would be a good time to check us out at Yahoo Groups.