She Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus…And She Whipped Into Action!
By GALE FARRELLY

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In Case You Missed It:

Article I – https://www.yonkerstribune.com/2018/12/santa-claus-may-have-cheated-on-the-missus-by-gale-farrelly 

Article II – https://www.yonkerstribune.com/2018/12/santas-workshop-to-be-a-public-corporation-by-gale-farrelly 

Article III – https://www.yonkerstribune.com/2018/12/santa-claus-loses-job-blames-scrooge-by-gale-farrelly 

  Article IV

Gail Farrelly grew up in The Bronx and now resides in Bronxville, NY. Having a doctorate in accounting from George Washington University, she’s taught in several universities and published numerous articles in business and academic journals. Learning about the murderous politics of academic life turned her mind to crime. The fictional kind, of course! Her first mystery, “Beaned In Boston,” in which a lecherous professor perishes even though he was well published, was named to the Washington Irving Book Selection List. Her short story, “Even Steven,” was nominated for a Derringer Award. Gail writes spoofs for the Yonkers Tribune Webaper, YonkersTribune.com, and for a British website, TheSpoof.com. Gail shares a website, http://www.farrellysistersonline.com/, with her sister Rita, also a mystery writer.

Merry Christmas! To add to the joy of the season, starting December 15th, the Yonkers Tribune began publishing a series of five fun Christmas spoofs penned by Gale Farrelly. This is Article IV, dated December 21st. One every other day, leading up to the big day. Of course Santa Claus is in each one. Who else?

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Six-year-old Nosy Nora, who plans to be a lawyer when she grows up, was shocked to witness the inappropriate display of affection from her perch on the stairs. She grabbed her iPhone and took a photo, so she could preserve the actions of the duo for posterity and possibly for the divorce court. 

He’ll argue he had to do it, they were under the mistletoe. Fughedaboutit! That’s no excuse.

How dare Santa take advantage of her poor innocent mother! Why the heck didn’t he just take the cookies she had set out for him, instead of taking other liberties as well? An outrage!

As Nora crept back up the stairs, she plotted a course of action. She’d wait a few days to tell the world what she had witnessed. She had spied under the Christmas tree that skateboard she had asked Santa for, and she didn’t want to risk his grabbing it back. He was a lowlife, but at least he was a lowlife who had come bearing gifts.

Nora only hoped celebrity lawyer Gloria Allred would be available to take on the case. She’d have Santa quaking in his big black boots.

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Article V – https://www.yonkerstribune.com/2018/12/president-trump-has-set-up-christmas-eve-no-fly-zones-over-homes-of-rivals-by-gale-farrelly

 

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Comments 3

  1. Lawyers are not my favorite kind of people. One of my favorite comedians from long ago once told a joke that compared lawyers to whores. As an aside to the joke, he then said, “But that would be like throwing mud at whores.” My guess is that the peck on the cheek was totally innocent, and that Santa will beat the rap.

    Ken M.

  2. Adorable story with a youngster planning bold action based on what she witnessed. I look forward to the next story and hopefully many more stories in the future. Dahli

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