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What This Old Thing? It’s a Million Years Old BY Alisa Singer
Why You Should Blame the Caveman If You Can’t Zip Your Jeans If you pride yourself on your late model car or your trendy clothes, you’ll be surprised to learn that you’re walking around in a body designed over a million years ago. This is around the time the Homo Erectus model was first introduced. The very latest body style, Homo …
Shapeshifter BY ALISA SINGER
Have you ever noticed that all the good female shapes, for example, the inverted triangle and that feminine ideal, the hour glass, are not to be found anywhere in nature? The natural, organic ones are the least desirable female forms, like the bottom-heavy pear, the round apple and the shapeless banana.
Shapeshifter BY ALISA SINGER
Have you ever noticed that all the good female shapes, for example, the inverted triangle and that feminine ideal, the hour glass, are not to be found anywhere in nature? The natural, organic ones are the least desirable female forms, like the bottom-heavy pear, the round apple and the shapeless banana.
Of Horcruxes, Cracker Jack Boxes and Colonoscopies BY ALISA SINGER
Harry Potter fans will recall the scene in the series’ sixth book when Dumbledore agonizingly forces himself to drink a basin of vile green potion. It turned out that, in a cruel twist on the Cracker Jack box gimmick, Lord Voldemort had hidden one of his treasured Horcruxes at the bottom, to be accessed only by one who drinks the …
“Shopping with My Mother – Then and Now” By Alisa Singer
Shopping with my mother is, surprisingly, much the same experience for me now, in middle-age, as it was for me in middle-school. There are several reasons for this but they all flow from my mother’s unshakeable belief that, as God made Adam in his own image, so each of her daughters will eventually emerge as more-or-less duplicate copies of herself. …
Humorist Alisa Singer On the Level on WVOX-1460 AM
New Rochelle, NY — Humorist Alisa Singer is the guest On the Level with Richard Narog and Hezi Aris this Tuesday, February 23rd, from 10 through 11 am on www.WVOX.com.